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Lately, I've noticed we call our dog Chiquita a lot of different names that vary in terms of weirdness. She's usually just called Chickie, but I've heard names such as:
Chicken
Rooster (???)
Dustmop
Fuzzy
Fuzzy Head
Dang Dog
Stupid
Baby Girl
Girly-Girl
Chickster
Cheeky
Tick
Chi-kweeee-ta
Stinky
Chickie Pie
Dakota
You Crappy Dog
RARRRGHGRRHRP (That's Dad when he's angry)
I'm sure we'll end up calling her a lot more names than that, but for now this will suffice. We. Are Weird.