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I had this brilliant stroke of genius and I just HAD to share it with you. Also, because I don't want to forget it, and I think this is a good place to write ideas, eh?
Okay. Here is my idea:
If I don't get asked to Homecoming, I don't have to worry at all. Know why? Because I will make my own date. How? Tape, probably. No, I will not tape a poor boy up and make him dance with me all evening, nor will I tape someone to my wrists so they have no other option. I will make a mannequin out of tape, dress him up, and take him to the dance as my date! I think it would be so much fun, and everyone else would be super jealous of me! Right? Right??
Plus, how freaking hilarious would pictures be?
I don't want to say I don't wanna be asked, but if I don't, no problemo! I've got this thing wired. Buahahaha....
