How NOT to go on a date. (With bonus tips on how to enjoy yourself!)

• Make sure that you try two wrong numbers before you finally find the correct one, in order to build up suspense.
• Take four wrong turns on the wrong side of the street before realizing you were supposed to turn RIGHT.
• Drive past his house, just to tease him.
• Arrive twenty minutes after you said you would. 
• Drive in a car that has no AC
• Drive past area of date, necessitating a turn-around.
• Hit him in the head with the door to the trunk of your car as he is helping you get heavy ice chests from the back.
• Make sure you have an extreme case of the giggles when he gets hit- that way you can laugh uncontrollably for ten minutes while simultaneously feeling REALLY bad for just hitting said date on the head. With the door of a car.
• Remember that in 6th grade you jabbed him in the eye with a freshly sharpened pencil.
• Get him in the house just as they are serving breakfast- which you two were supposed to help make.
• Apologize profusely for hitting him on the head, and then telling him the story of how you jabbed him in the eye with a pencil (see above).
• Realize he doesn't remember getting jabbed at all.
• Feel stupid, because it wasn't necessary to bring that up.
• Wonder how big of a goose-egg he will get.
• When taking him home, drive right past his street, necessitating a turn-around . 

Labels: boys, Dating