I'm just going to be up front about this:
I have come such a long way in terms of my eyebrows. Like, seriously. I actually LIKE them now.
Probably because I take care of them.
I have reigned in the beast!
I have tamed the monster!
I have conquered the hairy devil!
I have let tweezers become my best friend!
I have shunned my Frida Kahlo ways, and am embracing the 21st century!
Too far? Sorry.
But really. Look: