Make sure that you try two wrong numbers before you finally find the correct one, in order to build up suspense.
Take four wrong turns on the wrong side of the street before realizing you were supposed to turn RIGHT.
Drive past his house, just to tease him.
Arrive twenty minutes after you said you would.
Drive in a car that has no AC
Drive past area of date, necessitating a turn-around.
Hit him in the head with the door to the trunk of your car as he is helping you get heavy ice chests from the back.
Make sure you have an extreme case of the giggles when he gets hit- that way you can laugh uncontrollably for ten minutes while simultaneously feeling REALLY bad for just hitting said date on the head. With the door of a car.
Remember that in 6th grade you jabbed him in the eye with a freshly sharpened pencil.
Get him in the house just as they are serving breakfast- which you two were supposed to help make.
Apologize profusely for hitting him on the head, and then telling him the story of how you jabbed him in the eye with a pencil (see above).
Realize he doesn't remember getting jabbed at all.
Feel stupid, because it wasn't necessary to bring that up.
Wonder how big of a goose-egg he will get.
When taking him home, drive right past his street, necessitating a turn-around .
Okay, now for the special bonus!
Have a great chat on the way to destination of date
Totally dominate in water balloon volleyball
Quote Julian Smith for a while
Have a generally awesome time.
All in all, it was a GREAT date, and even though I had some mishaps, I would totally do that again!