Tonight at dinner was... something else, to say the least. Savannah did some very unique things, such as:
Savannah had a little accident with the ranch dressing...
Maybe not little.
Okay, so it was huge.
I had the windows rolled down in the van because we have no AC, so at dinner, Dad said: "You know, there's a slight chance of rain tonight, and you know what that means..." I knew instinctively what he meant, so I replied "Roll up the windows". Savannah piped up with, "What does that mean??" "It means I have to roll up the windows, Savannah." "Yeah, but is that, like an inside joke or something?" "....Yes, Savannah. I'm going to "roll up the windows", Dad!" I gave him an exaggerated wink, and slid off to roll up the windows. All the while, Savannah insisted on knowing the "real" meaning of "roll up the windows". Oh, Savannah.
While attempting to season her baked potato, Savannah wanted some ranch, so she got the bottle, and... upended half of the bottle all over her plate. Apparently she thought the bottle had a little squeezy hole in it. It did NOT have a squeezy hole.
Licy didn't know how to eat her potato, so I said, "Eat it like an apple, like the Swedish people do!" Dad quickly quipped, "Yeah, and HOW many wars have the Swedes won?" Savannah broke into giggles, then sobered up and said, "Seriously though, how many did they win?"
My sister is quite funny, if I do say so myself. She just cracks me up to no end!