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The Rhineheart Roost: Things you learn whilst in a giant white van and you are suffering extreme boredom.
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On the trip home from Mexico, we all suffered from the same illness: acute boredomitis maximus. So, in a desperate attempt to save ourselves from tearing our hair out and screaming at the world, we tried to entertain ourselves in any way possible. This is what I learned while in this process:
Once you get to 0 on the 100 bottles of pop song, you realize that song is pointless. Totally and completely pointless.
Dust devils are very fun to watch. Especially when there are an abundance.
You cannot listen to your iPod when you are in a Big White Whale, as it is VERY loud what with all the wind whipping about it.
The Big White Whale possesses a sail of some sort, and it catches wind quite easily and that wind will, in fact, try to veer you off course.
Little brothers like to stuff all of their food into the car seat rather than their mouth.
Little sisters should never be allowed to throw sticks of gum, as it will land on the floor every time it is attempted.
Trains move too fast to count every car on it, even when eight different trains pass you, giving you more opportunities to count.
You start going insane and notice that a large semi has been following you ever since you entered AZ- which is true, by the way, and I have pictures to prove it:
Dudes on motorcycles are fun to take pictures of, especially when they are being weird.
